I’m 200% sure if I was rich I would be the happiest person of the world
What playing with action figures felt like.
Just imagine turning up to work
And knowing that it’s your job to slap someone with a fake cat paw
bruce wayne’s google search history though
"how to raise multiple wayward sons"
"how to scrape burnt waffles from waffle iron"
"protect daughter from male advances"
"how to work in colors other than black and very dark grey"
"what is coachella and why does stephanie want to go"
"adult son is too loud"
yahoo!answers: “adult son has separation anxiety, starts gang wars whenever we are temporarily apart please help??? 10PTS BEST ANSWER***”