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Got a new phone and a ps4 im a responsible adult
When a man dressed as Satan speaks more accurately about God than your pastor, you know something is wrong.
technically Satan Knows god better than anyone, he was once his favorite son.
we’re halfway thru april, u know what tht means?
HOW DOES THIS MAKE ME LAUGH EVERY FUCKING YEAR!?
Fkdkskgoskhlskosofksbshajakak holy shit
Man’s best friend
I like how he picks him up and is all, “There you go!”
fucked his shit up
The Last Samurai starring Tom Cruise
The Last of the Mohicans starring Daniel Day-Lewis
The Mexican starring Brad Pitt
Prince of Persia starring Jake Gyllenhaal
fuck it i’ll go buy the ps4 and the phone i don’t care
today i saw a scene couple in the hallway at school and the girl literally stopped kissing him so she could scratch his face and meow into his ear and he barked back i do not pay taxes for this shit
just got back from the vet. you guys know what my dumb dog did?
he sprained his tail. from wagging it too hard. this is the stupidest thing.
beauty comes in all shapes and sizes
I’m pretty sure this is like the 5th time I’ve reblogged this because omg